WARNING: This movie contains liberal characters from the
"Bush is a Big Huge Mistake Room" of Yahoo voice chat. These characters are 
considered to be armed with social retardation and are cursed with
the inability to function as intellectual human beings on our planet.
If you happen to encounter one of these, or any other, liberals (a.k.a. fucktards),
please contact your local Fucktard Crisis Prevention Center immediately.

right_on_target0038: it's me, hippiechick ....on my brother's account
mastectomize_bush43: ok 
right_on_target0038: 
mastectomize_bush43: 
right_on_target0038: I am so bored tonight
mastectomize_bush43: yes it is..me too
right_on_target0038: I can't remember where you live
mastectomize_bush43: oklahoma
mastectomize_bush43: you ??
right_on_target0038: I've never been there
right_on_target0038: I'm in Michigan
right_on_target0038: ever been here?
mastectomize_bush43: nope
mastectomize_bush43: lot of things to do in Michigan??
right_on_target0038: I don't think I've ever heard you talk, how come?
mastectomize_bush43: my mic is broke 
right_on_target0038: well we have plenty of things to do, but I'm usually stuck at home working on my farm
mastectomize_bush43: all work and no play....
right_on_target0038: no I like to play
mastectomize_bush43: what do you like to play??
right_on_target0038: it depends on the company I'm with 
right_on_target0038: can I ask you something personal?
mastectomize_bush43: yes
right_on_target0038: how old are you, and are you married?
mastectomize_bush43: i'm 42, not married 
right_on_target0038: ever been married? any children?
mastectomize_bush43: yes 2 children
right_on_target0038: do they live with you?
mastectomize_bush43: no they got their own place now
right_on_target0038: so you live alone?
mastectomize_bush43: well yea, except for a g/f thats here alot...she loves to pick on me all the time...lol
right_on_target0038: 
right_on_target0038: that's not nice of her
mastectomize_bush43: whats wrong hon?
mastectomize_bush43: oh yea your right
right_on_target0038: is she there now,? I don't want to get you in trouble....lol
mastectomize_bush43: oh no she's not here at work i think...but she don't care who i talk to
right_on_target0038: okay, as long as I'm not intruding
mastectomize_bush43: no your not...we don't tell each other who we can talk to or flirt with...but i did tell her not to be talking to any nekked guys on the street corner...lol
right_on_target0038: lol!
right_on_target0038: hey.....
right_on_target0038: do you like Silvertongue? He seems to talk quite a bit
mastectomize_bush43: he talks alot but he seems to know alot of facts
right_on_target0038: true. But I think he would be a controlling-type of husband. Maybe I'm wrong
mastectomize_bush43: maybe...but he sounds like he's had an interesting life
right_on_target0038: I agree
right_on_target0038: okay so let me ask this (I'm just making conversation).......and this stays between us... but who in this room drives you nuts? lol I can name a few
mastectomize_bush43: in a good way or bad?
right_on_target0038: umm....in a bad way...lol
mastectomize_bush43: umm well nobody really...i don't let em get to me
right_on_target0038: I just don't like people that hog the mic I guess
mastectomize_bush43: its just chat...so i don't take it too seriously
right_on_target0038: chat is all I have right now
right_on_target0038: I just went through a divorce
mastectomize_bush43: awwww i'm sorry
right_on_target0038: I've been pretty down
mastectomize_bush43: i got divorced several years ago...it was rough getting adjusted
right_on_target0038: I know it is hard
right_on_target0038: and I have no friends, really
right_on_target0038: he was a control freak and I found out he was cheating
mastectomize_bush43: you'll make new friends...just give it time...i know it may seem like the end of the world but its really not...just a new beginning
right_on_target0038: I'm sorry..
right_on_target0038: just crying
mastectomize_bush43: oh cheating me it even worse...thats what happen to me too...she met another and poof i she was gone
right_on_target0038: it sucks, doesn't it
mastectomize_bush43: yes it does...but hey i've met alot of nice ladies since then that i never would have met if i had still been married..she wouldn't even let me talk to other women
right_on_target0038: I just hate that I was never allowed to have friends, so now I have none. My parents are both gone and I have no siblings to talk to either
mastectomize_bush43: believe me, you'll find love again when you least expect it
right_on_target0038: when I said "my mom" earlier, it's actually a neighbor I call "mom"
mastectomize_bush43: i see
mastectomize_bush43: can i ask your age?
right_on_target0038: yes I am 31
mastectomize_bush43: your still young yet...plenty of guys out there looking for companionship just like you
mastectomize_bush43: to talk and maybe a little sex too...lol
right_on_target0038: I get hit on alot, and I'm not tooting my own horn here, but I am attractive, but I am sick of "the wrong kind of guys"
mastectomize_bush43: what kinda guy you looking for hon?
right_on_target0038: a guy that knows how to treat a woman......nothing fancy...... a guy that likes to stay at home on a friday night and order a pizz, watch a good movie, and snuggle on the couch
mastectomize_bush43: oh gosh..thats my favorite friday night
right_on_target0038: 
mastectomize_bush43: just chill out in some lovin arms
right_on_target0038: exactly
right_on_target0038: I never experienced that
mastectomize_bush43: you would if i was there with you...if you wanted i mean
right_on_target0038: 
right_on_target0038: 
mastectomize_bush43: hey do you have a pic?
right_on_target0038: yes, I do, but it's on the computer at my office, if you can wait until tomorrow
mastectomize_bush43: sure ..np
right_on_target0038: okay...... hold one second, I have to put my horse back in.......ok?
mastectomize_bush43: ok sweetie
right_on_target0038: nevermind, I'm going to leave her out tonight
mastectomize_bush43: what kinda horse is she??
right_on_target0038: she's a miniature pony, actually
right_on_target0038: she looks like a mule and is as stubborn as one too
mastectomize_bush43: lol...she won't cooperate??
right_on_target0038: only at feeding time
right_on_target0038: 
mastectomize_bush43: sounds just like me...lol
right_on_target0038: 
right_on_target0038: brb I have to pee, I've had a few drinks tonight........shame on me
mastectomize_bush43: ok...don't forget to wipe now...lol
right_on_target0038: I had to wipe since you didn't do it for me
right_on_target0038: oh my, the drinks are kicking in
mastectomize_bush43: yea i would have but you didn't ask me too
right_on_target0038: 
right_on_target0038: okay.......can I ask you something
mastectomize_bush43: sure
right_on_target0038: don't take this the wrong way........okay?
mastectomize_bush43: ok i won't
mastectomize_bush43: and you can talk about anything you like with me...it stays between us ok?
right_on_target0038: please don't think I'm some kind of "needy bitch", but I could really use someone to talk to right now...........between my laughs I am crying
mastectomize_bush43: hey hon we all need somebody to talk to sometime...even me...i'm just glad you wanna to with me
right_on_target0038: yes but I mean.....
right_on_target0038: a voice would be nice
right_on_target0038: I just don't want to get you in trouble
mastectomize_bush43: don't worry about that....i've been on chat for a long time...she hasn't ever said anything yet...even got into sex a few times...she's cool with it
right_on_target0038: what I'm asking is........ can I call you?
mastectomize_bush43: yea sure
right_on_target0038: it would be a big help to me right now
mastectomize_bush43: 1.479.928.5522
right_on_target0038: thank you.........
right_on_target0038: one other thing.........
mastectomize_bush43: give me a sec...i have dial up so i'll have to disconnect first
right_on_target0038: wait......
mastectomize_bush43: ok
right_on_target0038: I have one more little request
right_on_target0038: please don't get mad........ promise?
mastectomize_bush43: ok
right_on_target0038: You've been talking to JIMBO this whole time You dumbfuck! (pissing my pants from laughing)
mastectomize_bush43: well jimbo..sorry to hear your so lonely...go do your pony now
right_on_target0038: HA!!!!!!!